Somebody's old-ass grandma in San Diego is making a fortune selling $60 suicide kits online designed to enable a person to constantly inhale pure helium gas (not included) and die. Me? I plan on accidentally inhaling a mouthful of titties when I'm like 400 and choking to death.
Charlotte said her sales were nearly $100,000 last year. That's more than 1,600 suicide kits. The business is legal because of a loophole in California law but many question the ethics behind it.
She said she does this work for those people and that she'll continue as long as the law allows.
*looking at picture* That, uh, that looks suspiciously like a cardboard box, length of tube, and a plastic bag with the elastic from a gym sock sewn to it. Retail value at Home Depot? $8. "Dead people don't need money!" Ha -- and neither do 91-year old grammas. *flipping mattress* TELL ME WHERE IT'S HIDDEN YOU OLD BAG.
Thanks to patrick and Diane, who agree if you're thinking about offing yourself to seek help. Just sayin', sometimes we all need somebody to lean on. Especially me (you'd swear I was born with only one leg!)