Ever wanted to hear a guy go completely f***ing nuts watching the series finale of Smallville? Even if you don't know it yet, you do. This is the kind of shit I live for (plus nipples and beer). Dude's like the double rainbow guy on triple the LSD WTF with an unhealthy mix of female hormone injections and boner pills on the side. I'm pretty sure he "completes". It may be fake, it may be real, but it is definitely a reminder of just how little I feel inside. It's true folks, I'm like a shell. A SHELL HOUSING ONE BADASS NINJA TURTLE. *karate kick!*
Hit the jump for six minutes of damn bro, calm down before you hurt yourself!
This is a video of a kid's mom refusing to buy him more Pokemon cards at Toys R Us, and the kid losing his Pokemind in the middle of the store. At first I thought it was fake because why would you be film yourself talking at the checkout of a toy store, then I realized the kid... / Continue →
This is a video of somebody taping their television while replaying a 1994 Today Show in which Katie Couric (nice hair!), Bryant Gumballs and some random get confused about what the '@' sign (it's not a b-hole?!) means (Katie: "I think it would be around or about"), and then pr... / Continue →
Note: Video is after the jump because something about Oprah sucking.
For those of you who haven't already seen, this is Zach. Zach has cerebral palsy and is bound to a wheelchair but is funnier and better attitude'd than every single person I know with fully-functional legs (... / Continue →