Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 3 Reveal Trailer
You know that Call of Doodle franchise that's insanely popular with both you AND the name-calling 12-year olds? Well this is the reveal trailer for the upcoming November 8th release of Modern Warfare 3. Not gonna lie, it looks pretty good. Of course, they say the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence and there is no way in burning hot hell my mom will ever let me get this game. I could probably get a friend to buy it for me from Gamestop, but if she ever catches me playing it she'll make me do 8-hours of solitary confinement in the dryer again. Last time I came out with 15¢, a little teddy bear made out of lint, and a new outlook on life. Namely, that I should get a place of my own. Granted I haven't finished running a financial analysis yet, but my guess is I'm somewhere between an abandoned car and one of those display sheds at Home Depot.
Hit the jump for the pew pew pew boner boner boner in action.
Thanks to Samuel, cradar, Morning Wood and Kira, at least one of which is a boner (my money's on Sam).
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