Appropriate: T-Rex With Chainsaw Arms Tattoo

This is a tattoo of a t-rex with chainsaws for arms. You can tell they're actually attached and he's not just holding them BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL A T-REX COULD EVER HOLD CHAINSAWS. Grudges, yes. And as sexy a beast as he is, you know what my favorite part is? Trying to count all of dude's shaven hair follicles. "You're nasty!" Am I? *licking monitor like a melting ice cream cone*

What's scarier than a t-rex? [bme]

Thanks to Chimpien and T-REX <3, who both claim they've seen a velociraptor with a weed-whacker for a tail. ME TOO -- HE'S MY GARDNER.

• Yow Yow!: R2-D2 Bathing Suit Spotted In Wild

  November 11, 2010

  Note: Full-res version HERE in case you want to print it out poster-size and tack it to the ceiling above your bunkbed. Remember the recently released line of geeky swimwear by Black Milk? Well here's a picture of the R2-D2 model spotted in the wild. Oooooooor on some chick ... / Continue →
• For The Furries Slimies: Webbed Gloves

  November 10, 2010

  I'm not really into amphibians but if I was you better believe I'd have a pair of these in my nightstand right next to a copy of The Muppet Movie. Kermit, you kinky as a frog-prince! Although we're mostly water, humans are meant living on dry land -- hence our lack of webbed ... / Continue →
• Geekologie Reader's Death Star Ear Tattoo

  September 8, 2010

  Jake is a Geekologie Reader with a Death Star/TIE Fighter tattoo in his left ear. As you can see, it compliments his ear plug nicely. Now I know what you're wondering, "But what if he got it in his right ear -- would that make him gay?" And the answer, moron, is no. Being a... / Continue →