This is a video of what it might be like to play Super Mario in real life. It's pretty cheesy and looks like it may have been rendered as somebody's first school project in 3-D modeling. I GIVE IT A C. Just sayin', the scale is way off. Also, I don't remember any handguns in the game. Pretty sure those were supposed to be fireballs. "Yeah, but this is supposed to be like Mario in real life." What are you trying to say -- all plumbers carry guns? TELL ME NOW BEFORE I LET THIS GUY IN TO FIX MY SHOWER. I'm not trying to get shot over a leaky faucet!
This is a short fan-made Minecraft movie entitled 'The Last Mindcart' (not to be confused with 'The Last of the Mohicans'). It follows the story of two miners trying to navigate a zombie apocalypse (not to be confused with two ranchers trying to navigate a homosexual relations... / Continue →
This is a picture from San Jose, California somebody snapped of real-life Mario and Luigi walking down the street. As you can see, it looks like Mario wants to shove a red-shell up the photographer's ass. Luigi? He's probably ordering a pizza. Or sexy-talkin' Peach. "Remem... / Continue →
Justin Harder (sessy name!) went and built himself a real-life Excitebike. Okay, a bicycle that looks like a motorcycle that looks like one from the game of the same name. Plus there's a video-reenactment of a race! You should watch it, you won't be disappointed! Ooooor may... / Continue →