This is a commercial for the Washington Lottery that asks, "What have you and your friends always wanted to do?" SPOILER: Apparently joust on Segways. F*** I really need to make some new friends. Or any friends for that matter. I had an imaginary one for awhile but he liked to watch me masturbate so I locked him in a kitchen cabinet. That leaves me with my dogs. I'd like to think they're friends but I know for a fact if I died in the apartment they'd eat me AND A REAL FRIEND WOULDN'T DO THAT. *giving Chloe the stink-eye*
Hit the jump for the 'yeaaaaaah, I'd definitely not spend it on that'.
So after searching Youtube I found out this isn't even an original idea. Damn people have way too much time and Segways on their hands.
Black Astrum is a London based company that'll make you $1,500 apiece business cards inlaid with diamonds and gold. Except not really because you have to be INVITED to have the cards made. OH WHAT, MY MONEY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
Sufian Khawaja, Black Astrum's concept d... / Continue →
Want a movie-worn Darth Vader costume? Start digging through the couch cushions for spare change! Then rob a bank. Then rob a jewelry store. Then rob another bank.
An exceptionally rare Darth Vader costume comes up for sale next month and is expected to fetch as much as 23... / Continue →
Note: Commercial is after the jump because they didn't actually pay me anything to post it.
This is a commercial for Eminem's new album 'Recovery' featuring ShamWow hocker Vince "Hookerpunch" Shlomi. Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to listen to rap music anymore since it made ... / Continue →