Seen here looking suspiciously like a robotic head-crab trying to eat a blind marshmallow, a blind marshmallow shows off the latest in tactical night vision eyewear -- a system capable of producing an 80-degree field-of-view. That's more than double current systems and almost a quarter of a circle. 280 more degrees and I'll be able to see your own green ass. Which, uh-oh -- I'm trailin' TP.
...YOU WERE GONNA LET ME GO OUT LIKE THIS?!
Night vision is not worth looking like this [dvice]
Thanks to my buddy Jeff, who can actually see in the dark because his mom is a fox. Haha, I said it -- your mom is hot, bro!
Let's face it: we all sit on our expensive sunglasses. Perhaps not everyone for sexual gratification, but whatever, they still break. Enter disposable tape sunglasses by designers Azumi & David. They come on a roll like packing tape and are perforated for easy detachment. Y... / Continue →
The Flashlight Nozzle is a garden hose attachment with an integrated LED flashlight that runs off 2 AA batteries. You know, so you can water your grass at night. Perfect for vampires, insomniacs, and rogue pot farmers, the botanical blaster will set you back a paltry $12.50. ... / Continue →
Because who needs eyebrows when you can paint them on, here's a series of Avenger-inspired eye makeups from makeup lover Jangsara. Me? I don't love makeups. I love breakdowns. *sobbing* I JUST CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
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