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'The Illustrious Omnibus of Super Powers'

April 13, 2011 / chart, charts and graphs, don't even act like you'd use your power for good you'd be robbing banks within days and you and i both know it, good vs evil, i want to be invisible or be able to read minds either one, interesting, learning by looking, superpowers

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Note: You can't read a word of that unless you were granted eagle-vision after a radioactive bird shat in your eye or something, click HERE to see the whole thing.

This is a definitive guide to superpowers and the freaks who have them. Or, if you want to get technical, " a taxonomic tree of over 100 wondrous powers and abilities, with over 200 superheroes and supervillains as examples thereof." I honestly have no clue if it's accurate or not because it's taking every ounce of energy I have just not to fall asleep sitting up. I'd like to think I'll be able to slip some pants on before my roommate brings my lunch and medicine but it's not looking promising. It is looking like a lot of stars shooting around in my field of vision though. Oh -- now there's a tunnel. I'M COMING, GOD! *focusing* False alarm, somebody just emailed a pic of their butthole. "Dear GW, get better soon moon." Thanks for that, really. I heard dry-heaving's the secret to a speedy recovery.

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Thanks to Karin, who has the superpower of superpowers. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN!?

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