According to the Terminator franchise, specifically The Sarah Conner Chronicles (which I see no reason not to believe), Skynet went live last night, April 19th, 2011, at 8:11 PM, and Judgement Day will proceed tomorrow (April 21st). Wow, what an awesome 4/20 this turned out to be. It's been nice knowing you, folks. Actually, you know what -- f*** it, the world's ending tomorrow anyways -- I HATE YOU ALL.
Hit the jump for a video sneak-peek of the end of the world tomorrow.
Thanks to kipperoo, thechevron, Collin, MArio and Brandon, who have been blaring R.E.M.'s 'It's the End of the World as We Know It' all day in preparation. Geez, enough already, guys! How about a little 'Losing my Religion'?
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NOTE: If you're reading this after 7:30AM Eastern you may be dead.
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