*Screeeeeech, CRASH!* Road Sign Furniture

I'll dump wherever I damn well please.

This is a gallery of road-sign furniture crafted by Tim Delger with the help of prison inmates. Get it? Because they manufacture all the road signs in there! "Those are license plates." GOD YOU ARE REALLY STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES. Admittedly, the more reflective signs may create a glare from the television, but that's a chance I'm willing to take. *backing over 'SLOW KIDS AT PLAY' sign* Oh man, this is gonna make a great coffee table in my video game man-cave. "Plus be appropriate." I don't know what you're trying to insinuate but I'm gonna let it slide because it's Friday and I don't feel like choking you out right now. I was lying anyways, I don't even have a man-cave. I do have a hall closet with a pot plant in it though.

Hit the jump for a bunch more.

Road Sign Furniture [jcandtim]
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Road Signs Turned into Furniture [neatorama]

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