Sauna Pants may look like a flotation device but there's not gonna be anything bobbing around in a pool of sweat but your penis. I only bought a pair just because I've always wanted a pair of shorts that have to be plugged in. The temperature is adjustable from 95-160ÂºF and are supposed to help you lose weight, which makes sense because you're going to end up sweating both balls off. For me that's upwards of 40 pounds. For you? Nano-ounces. "There's no such thing as a nano-ounce." YOU SHUT UP. Allegedly there's no such thing as wizards either but then how does TV work? "Are you seriously asking?" No, I know all about magic. Also: what makes women tick. "Clock parts?" I HAD A HUNCH!
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Thanks to Mark, who loses weight the old fashioned way: cutting off limbs.
Sunglass manufacturer Oakley teamed up with fine scotch maker Macallan to develop 'The Flask', a $900 carbon fiber, steel and aluminum drinking flask. Why? Filthy stinking rich people, that's why.
...the The Macallan x Oakley Flask (£600; roughly $900) draws upon the latte... / Continue →
Note: Video ever so slightly NSFW due to some incredibly crappy wall art of nude-boobied Na'vi chicks a little after the 1:00 mark.
This is a promo video for AVASTAR, an Avatar themed nightclub in South Africa that looks suspiciously like a rollerskating rink. The video is ... / Continue →
Network Exec 1: What's big right now?
Network Exec 2: My daughter said something about a Pictionary ripoff on her iPhone.
Network Exec 1: I'll buy the rights.
*both laugh and light cigars with the script of my pilot*
Because 'Win, Lose or Draw' and 'Pictionary' haven't already... / Continue →