Seen here blowing a load he's so f***ing happy about his purchase, Pocket Chair owner Steve P. shows off his choice of travel butt-rest. The ground? Please, that shit's for peasants! The Pocket Chair is a real $15 product that can allegedly support 250lbs before disappearing up a person's ass. There's a 2:00 infomercial after the jump in case you're still not sure if it's perfect for tailgating or the beach (SPOILER: it is!)
Hit the jump to wonder WTF a 'dual-action counter-rotational support system' is.
This is a seemingly magical chair created by Peter Bristol appropriately titled the 'Cut Chair'. At first glance your head might explode as to how it stands but, SPOILER: on one leg -- not unlike performing the flamingo on a lova. The only one that's actually a full leg is at... / Continue →
But can I get one with a lobster print on the front?
The SlobStopper is an adult bib designed for in-car use so you don't scald your balls off with hot coffee or stain your dress with milk while eating a bowl of cereal and driving WHICH I'VE SEEN WITH MY OWN EYES.
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Because dogs shouldn't be the only ones with butt covers, somebody went and created Backtacular asscrack patches for ladies (link is NSFW). Classy, but I still prefer a girl with an eyepatch.
Backtacular is a hypoallergenic, decorative, adhesive patch that is applied directly... / Continue →