Now With Less (Literally Zero) Chemicals: The World's Crappiest Kids' Chemistry Kit
Zero chemicals, zero fun -- just ask my brain.
The Chemistry 60 educational lab kit comes with a bunch of crap/garbage to perform '60 Fun Activities With No Chemicals', making it only slightly funner than an ant farm with no ants and nowhere near as fun as a Physics kit with no gravity. Now that's something I'd experiment with! Also: hunks if I've been drinking. So yeah, the Chemistry 60 -- you can forget about accidentally blowing your garage door off. Which, incidentally, is a good thing (I saw the Big Bad Wolf casing your neighborhood).
Oxymoronic Children's Toy of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Eric, who accused me of buying an anatomy kit for the model penis. DID NOT!
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The Faucher family (suck it, Ben Stiller!) of Delaware loves Christmas. Granted they probably don't even know why it's celebrated, but they do love putting up Christmas lights. Me? I'm not allowed to anymore on account of chewing the bulbs. THEN STOP MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE C... / Continue →
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They should really teach the elements song in school. Then maybe today's youth wouldn't be so stupid. No lie, I asked a kid at the mall yesterday to go in and buy me a novelty shirt from Hot Topik what his favorite element was, and you know what he said? Plastic. F***ing pl... / Continue →
