This is a short video of a guy wearing one of those ultra-realistic 'Walking with Dinosaurs' t-rex suits and running around an Australian schoolyard trying to make kids tar their pits pants. Most of the children run in terror, but I spotted at least a couple future dino-lovers in the crowd. Personally, I would have mounted that thing like a rodeo bull and ridden it for the full 8-seconds -- then another 30 until I was finished. "Finished what?" *wink* "FINISHED WHAT?!" *raising the roof*
Hit the jump for 1:30 of 'please tell me you do private parties'.
Looking for the perfect garden sculpture to accentuate your backyard? Well look no further, my dino-loving friends, because TOSCANO Designs has you covered, thanks to this Jurassic-Sized T-Rex Statue. "GW, DIIIIIIIINNER TIME!" CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY, GOD!
At 22 feet long an... / Continue →
Dinosaurs: everybody in their right mind wants one for a pet. But can we have them? Noooooooooooo, scientists are all, "f*** your dreams -- we don't care about you! We're too busy making money for pharmaceutical companies by developing drugs that cure one thing and give you ... / Continue →
Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, isn't the Horny Ballerina the sexiest dino name ever?" And the answer, my friend, is no. That one's second place now. The new blue-ribbon winner is officially Tuojiangosaurus (correctly pronounced Two-wang-oh!-sore-ass). Squire, re... / Continue →