Man Dressed As Female Mannequin Arrested At Mall For Spying In Women's Restroom

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Some pervert in England was recently arrested after being caught in the women's room of a mall dressed as a female 'mannequin' and taking pictures of women's feet under the stall wall and recording the sounds of them farting and flushing because that's what turns him on. WHAT. THE. F***.

When security guards nabbed him after he emerged from the locked cubicle, Hardman admitted to performing a sexual act and said: "I've been a bit weird."

Police found three images of women's feet taken beneath cubicle doors on his mobile phone, and an audio recording of a flushing toilet, the court was told.

Hardman told Birmingham Magistrates' Court he felt "sexual gratification out of everything that goes on in women's toilets".

The 22-year-old from Edgbaston was seen sneaking into the women's toilets "dressed like a mannequin with a mask and a wig" earlier this month.

When asked to explain his outfit, he said he wore the clothes to a fancy dress party and then tried it out at the shopping mall.

WOW. Remember folks -- when you think you've hit rock bottom, just ask yourself, "Am I sneaking into public restrooms dressed as a female mannequin to listen to ladies go #2?" If the answer is 'f*** no', congratulations, you haven't hit rock bottom. But if you're running around sniffing ladies' bicycle seats you're getting close.

Man dressed as mannequin found in mall toilet [9news]

Thanks to righteous Wednesday, who tried to accuse me of spying in a Wal-Mart dressing room WHICH IS A BLATANT LIE BECAUSE IT WAS TARGET. Wal-Mart, please -- I'm classy.

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