It's No TARDIS: A Dr. Who Themed Casket
Knock knock.
Who' there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
HOW THE F*** DID YOU KNOW -- I WAS THROWING MY VOICE!
This is a Doctor Who themed dead body receptacle from custom casket creator Creative Coffins. Because if there's one thin that matters to a dead person, it's a cool looking coffin (plus not being groped by the undertaker). No word on how much they cost, but who cares -- your family's footing the bill anyways! Personally, I don't even want to be buried, I want to have my body propped up on the porch to scare neighborhood children live forever. But I will settle for having my body shot out of a cannon at the end of a rock concert.
Hit the jump for a whole bunch more custom coffin options, including a bottle of booze, a dead knight who may have cosplayed as Uncle Fester and a circuit board (WTF?).
Creative Coffins Product Site
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Doctor Who Coffin: Be a Time Lord Right into Death [obviouswinner]
Thanks to Mark, who wants to be buried naked and have an open-casket funeral. Ah, Mark -- always the exhibitionist!
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