I'm Surprised It Took So Long: Bacon Cologne

$36 bacon-scented cologne: because if there's one demographic I'd like to find me more appealing, it's the meat-loving obese. *spray spray* Oh, I can already tell I've piqued the interest of guy sitting next to me -- he's trying his best to nonchalantly lick my arm. Okay, now he's nibbling my ear. Aaaaaaaaaand he just put his hand down my pants. Does that make us boyfriends?

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Thanks to Stephen and Graeme S, who have both tried mixing actual bacon grease with Axe body spray but won't admit to it BECAUSE WHO THE F*** WANTS TO ADMIT TO WEARING AXE? "I do". The prosecution rests.

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