$36 bacon-scented cologne: because if there's one demographic I'd like to find me more appealing, it's the meat-loving obese. *spray spray* Oh, I can already tell I've piqued the interest of guy sitting next to me -- he's trying his best to nonchalantly lick my arm. Okay, now he's nibbling my ear. Aaaaaaaaaand he just put his hand down my pants. Does that make us boyfriends?
Thanks to Stephen and Graeme S, who have both tried mixing actual bacon grease with Axe body spray but won't admit to it BECAUSE WHO THE F*** WANTS TO ADMIT TO WEARING AXE? "I do". The prosecution rests.
A bunch of French Canadians (you sound so funny!) decided to cover their friend in $37 of raw bacon and film it with the hopes of being featured on Geekologie. And, because I'm basically a super handsome 'Make a Wish' foundation, here it is. Per babelfish translation:
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Argentinian scientists are collecting cow gas in an effort to understand how the methane produced by our bovine brethren is affecting the global solar cooker we call earth and its atmosphere.
As one of the world's biggest beef producers, Argentina has more than 55 million co... / Continue →
SÃ©crÃ©tions Magnifiques is a scent from odor maker Libre D'Orange. And let me tell you, it probably won't be a treat for the ol' olfactory system. That's right, the cologne was designed to smell like a rotting corpse! Just kidding, it's a combination of blood, sweat, saliva... / Continue →