And the winners of the Gunbrella Weather Weaponry give-away are *drumroll please* -- comment #'s 738 (El Josh-O), 768 (Deanna Waldron) and 2262 (Ryan B.). Damn, looks like it was a great contest to be a commenter in the 700's! (Specifically, 738 or 768) Thank you all for playing, look forward to more contests in the future. And if you didn't win but really wanted to, cheer up. After all, rain is just mother nature's way of saying 'WET T-SHIRT CONTEST -- TITS OR GTFO!' "Riiiiiight, I'm pretty sure mother nature would never say that." Like hell she wouldn't, that lady's a free spirit if I've ever seen one! Doesn't even wear a bra. (I peeped a green nip down her shirt sleeve once).
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So I've got three Gunbrella umbrellas to give away. Leave a comment in the comments and you're entered to win. One comment per valid email address or I'll track you down and beat you up in front of your family and anybody else who wants to watch. If there's a significant amo... / Continue →
I know, I said I was going to post the winners over the weekend, but something came up. Namely, everything I ate. There was pizza, noodles -- some shit I don't even remember eating. Now it's Thursday. God, I've had a lot on my plate okay?! THE SIGN SAID ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT. T... / Continue →
This is the conceptual Air Umbrella from designer Je Sung Park. The idea is that it will blow a canopy of air above the holder that repels rain. Except that will never happen. Now I'm not saying somebody needs to brush up on their physics, but that little air-shield is gonna... / Continue →