Future Phones: Bringing Back The Cord

This is a short video of a lady riding the train and using what I can only assume is the latest in cell phone technology. No word if the device is able to place calls to dead relatives, but my guess is absolutely. Plus anybody else she can imagine. Get it? Because she's out of her f***ing mind. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to take this. "Hello, moon? Tell the rest of the solar system I said hi. Yeah, I'm still on vacation visiting earth's core. Never again -- it's hotter than shit down here."
Hit the jump 30-seconds of DON'T YOU HANG UP ON ME.
Thanks to Roo, who pretends to receive calls on his watch whenever he wants to feel important and James Bond-y at the same time. Me too! Plus I usually hang up on whoever it was to show them who's boss. DAMMIT Q, NOT NOW!
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