Just the right amount of coverage.
The Sleeping Beauty Bra is a $70 bra that's supposed to prevent ladies (and busty men) from waking up with wrinkles between their tits. Thankfully, I don't have a breast wrinkle problem. Balls, absolutely. Which, painful fact: they DO NOT iron out. Apparently they're dryclean only but I didn't know that BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND TORE THE TAG OFF.
The Sleeping Beauty Bra Dubiously Attacks Chest Wrinkles [gizmodo]
Thanks to Banana, who -- OMG, THE ONE THAT SINGS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME?! I love your stuff!
Because the fake nipple bra never take off back in the 70's, somebody's decided to create a modern, bra-less version: Body Perks nipple enhancers. YES I'M CHEWING ON A PAIR (they looked like dried apricots).
The natural look is back. Nipples are in. From your favourite magazi... / Continue →
These are Invisiplug wood grain surge protectors. They're designed to blend into wood grain flooring and not be such an eyesore. They make the perfect ironic statement for that hipster living room that's all tile. Still, even if you do have wood grain floors that actually ma... / Continue →
This is a box of Aperture Laboratories brand cake mix. Apparently it comes with everything you need to make the cake in the picture, except the cherries. Of course a bunch of people on Amazon gave it 1-star for being a lie (LOLOL -- you guys!), so who knows. I think it's just... / Continue →