Apr 5 2011Fergie Rocking A LEGO Gladiator Dress

I don't typically cover celebrities because that's not my job, but they don't usually wear shit made out of LEGO either. So here's Fergie looking suspiciously like she colored her eyes with Magic Marker at Nickelodeon's 24th Annual Kids' Choice (Pokémon, I Choose You!) Awards. The dress is surprisingly not that bad. Well, minus that stupid-looking shoulder pad bit. Why they decided to include that in the design is beyond me. "Really bad shoulder acne." Wow. Excuse me while I vomit uncontrollably.
Picture [yahootv]
Thanks to neolardo and T.J.O., who are only allowed to dress in DUPLO blocks because otherwise they'll try to eat the pieces. Edible undies FTW!
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Reader Comments
1. NO - April 5, 2011 1:26 PM
Shes too old to be wearing such shit.
2. Richard McBeef - April 5, 2011 1:32 PM
one good thing about lego garments is that you can just hose them down after you piss yourself.
3. nugget275 - April 5, 2011 1:33 PM
She's tainting my childhood!
4. SAXTON - April 5, 2011 1:34 PM
Silly black eyed peas can't get too far away from their auto-tune. This performance sucked almost as bad as the super bowl's.
5. Rancid Dook - April 5, 2011 1:38 PM
mow mow
I'd rather see this on a buffalo.
Her face makes me sick.
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6. Shelbon - April 5, 2011 1:41 PM
She sucks and is ugly. Let's book her music group to perform at some huge, nationally televised event...
7. Brit - April 5, 2011 1:44 PM
Im kinda diggin it.
But the shoulder pad looks like it belongs on a birthday cake.
And the bracelets might be the best things ever created since toasters and R2D2.
8. Leonidas - April 5, 2011 1:48 PM
No word on the Bomberman dress in the background?
9. Rancid Dook - April 5, 2011 1:50 PM
mow mow
I'd rather do a buffalo in the ass
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10. poop - April 5, 2011 1:51 PM
not only does GW SUCK but now he is also homo.
11. Ron Burgundy - April 5, 2011 2:17 PM
@3, you said taint...tee hee.
Anyway, she's fugly but the dress is ok...yes, minus the 80's sci-fi-looking shoulder pad.
12. Just some guy who quotes his posts with onomatopoeia - April 5, 2011 2:17 PM
ding dong walla willy woo
The long part in front is to cover her penis
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13. Nakedrobber - April 5, 2011 2:24 PM
her face looks like a box of crushed ass holes... what a waste of lego
14. Rancid Dook - April 5, 2011 2:44 PM
mow mow
If I was sexually attracted by girls, I would still not like her at all
mow mow
15. scatze - April 5, 2011 2:54 PM
Damn she is hot in Lego.
16. Dancid Rook - April 5, 2011 3:12 PM
wom wom
i'm setting myself apart from the rest of you all
wom wom
17. Mike - April 5, 2011 4:35 PM
I want to stick a lego helicopter to her and fly her away.
18. noooooooo - April 5, 2011 4:42 PM
"The dress is surprisingly not that bad. Well, minus that stupid-looking shoulder pad bit. Why they decided to include that in the design is beyond me"
Seems like maybe they had a designer for the dress and Fergie wanted to add her personal touch to the end of it, of course only normal people would anticipate that being a complete mess though. I wonder how many she ate before she got on stage :(
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20. larrythefatcat - April 5, 2011 9:49 PM
@8
Bomberman!?... no, nonononononononoNOnonoNONO....
Don't you dare disgrace something as awesome as the "White Bomber" (even though I'm more of a fan of the "Blue Bomber" myself) by implying some sort of association with something as (playing-in-the-)middle-of-the-road stupid as the BEPs.
The dress in the background is a pattern of the 8-bit 'avatar' versions of the members of the BEPs that are on the cover of their album. They may look slightly like Bomberman... but they definitely ain't no Bomberman.
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22. sandy - April 5, 2011 10:58 PM
Its clever. I would have liked there to be more of it since its a kids show, but its clever.
23. ricky - April 6, 2011 12:09 AM
I like the shoulder pad. very motley crue. I hate fergie tho
24. bob dewilleger - April 6, 2011 12:28 AM
anyone saying they wouldn't give it to her is lieing, or needs to go eat more dick! stuff their hole n shut it. for good
bye now
25. PLaCiD - April 6, 2011 8:28 AM
I gotta laugh at half of the nerds commenting ... most of you douche bags will never touch a naked woman. And you state here that you wouldn't smash fergie's back doors in hahaha yeah right!
26. Ron Burgundy - April 6, 2011 11:02 AM
@25 - There is something to be said about the quality of the naked women that we touch and not so much that we never touch them.
You may be willing to lower your standards and tap that botox injected azz but some of us aren't.
I prefer my women to not look like that butch hand puppet from Mr. Rodgers.
But hey...if that's what you like...
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28. Polo - April 6, 2011 3:44 PM
"Rocking" is not the word I would have used...It's a cool dress, but it's very unflattering on Fergie. She's too old for that kind of thing...