Burberry's Holographic Runway Models

Burberry, a company best known for f***ing plaid (houndstooth FTW), recently held a runway show in Beijing featuring holographic models. Which, fun fact: eat just as much as real ones. DAMMIT JEM, YOU TELL THAT BAND OF YOURS TO POUND SOME CHEESE-FRIES, STAT! Admittedly, the holograms do look pretty impressive, they're just a little ridiculous to see all dressed up because holograms don't actually care if they're butt-ass naked, just as long as they're shiny and people think they're from the future they don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuu.

Hit the jump for 35-seconds of holographic modeling set to 'You Don't Own Me'.

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Thanks to Alyssa, who's convinced the future of fashion is the Emperor's new clothes. Which, in theory, sounds promising until you realize just how fat and disgusting everybody is.

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