Boner Beer Actually Brewed With Viagra
To commemorate the royal wedding between Prince Humperdink and Buttercup, BrewDog is releasing a limited edition pale ale brewed with aphrodiacs/boner stimulators Viagra, chocolate, tiger peen and horny goat weed. Geez, I thought regular beer worked good enough. Allegedly three bottles is the equivalent of popping a single blue boner pill, which is hard to justify at £10.00 (~$16) a pop. You'd probably be better off just ordering from one of the emails flooding my inbox. Still, maybe you're bad at taking pills. Me? I'm bad at taking the trash out, which is why I just saw a rat run through the kitchen. ANYTHING BUT THE CEREAL, TEMPLETON! "Damn GW -- two Charlotte's Web references in two days?" Ha -- I'm learning to read, yo! Next up: The Little Prince.
Thanks to Dave and BellaCroix, who don't need boner beer because they drink Love Potion #69 (which is real and works).
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