Arkansas 'Bacon Day' News Report Features Iffy Bacon Bazooka, Geekologie Shoutout
Geekologie Reader (and local news employee) Alex attended Fayetteville, Arkansas's 3rd annual 'Bacon Day', where Nick Hamon (who may or may yes be the lovechild of the Earl of Ham and Lady Bacon) failed to top his BA-K-47 and bacon AT-AT from previous years with this half-assed Bacon Bazooka. What's a bacon bazooka? From what I can tell just a PVC pipe spraypainted black with bacon laid on top that shoots model rockets with sausages inside (WTF?!). IMPRESSED I AM NOT. But with how Alex managed to throw a solid 8-second Geekologie shoutout in at the end of the segment? Absolutely. Free local advertising FTW! Reminds me of the time I tried to splice a subliminal picture of my wiener into a Youtube video I uploaded. In hindsight, I probably shouldn't have included a shot with my face. 2-seconds is longer than you think.
Hit the jump for 8-seconds of win at the end.
Thanks Alex, want to do an interview? I could wear a paper bag over my head. "To protect your identity?" Haha, no -- I'm f***ing ugly.
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