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Wine Bottle Screws: Sound Kinky, But Aren't

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Wine: it makes you kiss all sloppy with your tongue and then the whole world spin until you wind up in bed without showering holding one hand against the wall and the other to the floor swearing to Dionysus you'll never drink again if you just don't puke. You'll pass out and not puke until the next morning after which you'll shake your fist at the heavens and claim the deal is off. Then it's cocktails at brunch to nurse the hangover. $13 for three silicon wine-stoppers that look like little screws. Or are they buttplugs moonlighting as wine-stoppers so they can sell them at Crate & Barrel? Actual wine-stoppers? I, uh, I knew that. *pop*

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Thanks to Turbo The Mechanical Ape, who doesn't re-cork bottles because he only drinks from boxes. You classy devil, you!

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