Mar 16 2011We'd Totes Be BFFs: If God Facebooked

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Note: This is only a wee-bit of it, you've got to hit the jump to see the whole thing.

You probably can't tell just by reading this, but I actually duct-taped a baseball bat sticking out from the kitchen table at crotch-level and ran into it headlong at full speed for including 'totes' in an article title. Rest assured, if I don't have the moral fortitude to NOT do something stupid in the first place, I'll at least punish myself for it afterward. Usually something ballsy. This is a recreation of God's Facebook page as imagined by CoolMaterial. This isn't the first time it's been done. Like, for real. By any means. Still, I thought it was worth a gander. Not unlike my neighbor across the street undressing. Yeah, and if you're watching through a video camera and zoom in all the way on his tits you can trick your brain into thinking he's a woman! I mean, I've heard. The guy upstairs told me.

Hit the jump to see the whole thing. But first, friend Geekologie on Facebook HERE.

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If God Were on Facebook [coolmaterial]

Thanks to Michael, who God actually defriended for stealing his clever status updates. Just kidding, that was me. DON'T DO IT AGAIN. I mean it -- I'll at least stop poking!

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Haha nice

Furst

First!

How come they aren't in chronological order?

lots of not firsts up in here today!

Did anyone else have the completely involuntary and hard-wired reaction of clicking "older post" even though it's a picture?

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@4 - because they didn't happen.


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Ironically more realistic than yet still as fictional as the bible it's based off!

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my first thought? "that pic of zeus is from age of mythology"

Wait, shouldn't the whole Noah saga be backwards if this is a Facey news feed?

Just sayin'.

Ha ha, love the dove returning and posting a photo! :)

@ 6 lol yea ... I freaking clicked on it :D

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aren't the more recent posts on top? that would mean that they found land before they build the arch

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