Wanted: Reliable Time Traveling Assistant

I've seen an Alabama Craigslist version of this ad floating around the past couple days that's word-for-word the exact same, but this one was posted a month ago (complete with convincing looking picture of LEGO Mindstorm time machine component), so it's obviously the real one (unless it's a word-for-word version of an even older ad -- or, OR -- people keep traveling further back in time to one-up each other. "Whoa -- too deep for me, GW!" Haha, so's the hot tub. Anyway, I don't know the circumference of my head in cm but I also don't know anybody that could watch dude's cat while we're gone so I guess I'm unqualified. Not that I actually wanted to go, I just have to know what "business" he needs to take care of in 1983. This is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night!
$12345 - Time Travel Research Assistant [usedregina] (that poor tart)
Thanks to Brad, sitting pretty (YOU'RE SQUATTING!) and tom, who applied but were all turned down for suggesting dude just fill up the food and water bowls really full so they wouldn't have to find a cat-sitter.
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China, in an attempt to curb inaccurate portrayals of the country's past, has created a list of guidelines for television programs that discourage the use of time-travel in plots. So yeah, no more going back and changing history. The Great Wall was originally built as a tape-m... / Continue →
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Allegedly a guy was watching Charlie Chaplin's 1928 silent film 'The Circus' and spotted a woman in a scene walking by talking on a cell phone. I watched the footage myself, and I'm skeptical to say the least. Guy is a crazy conspiracy-theorist to say a little more. Guy shou... / Continue →
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Time Machine Restoration, a group dedicated to bringing Back to the Future's film-used Time Traveling DeLorean "A" car (the primary one used in the movie) to its former glory, has completed their restoration. And, from the looks of the thing, I think it might actually be able ... / Continue →

