This is a video demonstration of CryEngine 3, the newest gaming-engine from Crytec (the makers of Crysis -- DERDER!). The screenshots there don't really do it justice, but suffice it to say the next generation of video game titties are gonna look photo-realistic. Wow, we sure have come a long way from those polygonal droopers in God of War, amirite? "WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT -- THOSE THINGS WERE F***IN' SWEET!" Okay just stop now before you make me any sadder. Dude's gettin' all excited about fake video game titties. WTF.
Hit the jump for 3:00 of the future of gaming (don't forget to watch in HD).
This is a demo reel of some of the features included in the new Unreal 3 gaming platform that will be available to developers. It's basically 3:00 of Unreal tooting their own ultra-realistic looking horn. Admittedly, some of the stuff does look pretty unreal. "For the love o... / Continue →
Yesterday we took a peep at CryTek's CryEngine 3 and today, the latest version of Unreal's gaming engine. As you'll see, it looks pretty good, even more so considering IT'S A HANDHELD RECORDING A PROJECTOR SCREEN. Just amazing. The bootleg I tried filming at the adult theate... / Continue →
Remember last year's "lifelike" rendering of Dr. Zoidberg as imagined by creature designer Jared Krichovsky? Well he's back with more characters, this time giving the realistic treatment to Morbo, Nibbler, Lrrr and Kif. Once again, amazing job. The guy my landlord sent to re... / Continue →