The Wild World Of Wieners: Interactive Map Of Average Dangle Dimensions By Country

Note: Viagra'd version HERE.

This is a map of the world according to dangle-down dimensions. There's actually an interactive version HERE, where if you click around it'll give you a country's actual average in both centimeters and inches despite you typically measuring in millimeters. *viewing map* Did you guys know I'm Colombian? I am. You can tell by the mustache. Get it? Because it's cocaine!

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Thanks to Rev Dr Dom, who's all of a sudden insisting he's from Canada. Wow, a Canadian poser -- I never thought I'd see the day.

World Map Of People Who Google 'Zombies'

Note: Larger version HERE in case you're convinced somebody in Uganda actually gives a shit about Googling "zombies". SPOILER: No. In Kenya, absolutely. This is a map created by... More →

The World Map Of Average Breast Cup Size

Note: DD-size version of the map HERE. To compliment the wiener one from last week, this is the world map of average breast cup sizes. Now I know what... More →

Sadness: The United States Of Autocomplete

Note: Full-res version HERE. This is a map of the United States showing the result of typing the name of each state in Google and displaying the first "autocomplete"... More →