Pfft, every bottle opener already has a built-in cap-collector -- it's called the floor. It's pretty awesome. Plus it never misses unless something like a countertop dives in for the catch, in which case, who gives a shit -- you just opened a beer. Chug and repeat!
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Thanks to Derrin, who opens his bottles the old fashioned way: in the eye sockets of his enemies' skulls. HOLY SHIT!