Star Wars Episode I Gets 3-D Release Date
Well folks, don't bother marking your calendars, because February 10, 2012 is the date you can go stuff another $16 in George Lucas' moneygrubbing pocket to see Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace in 3-D. If you're lucky, maybe on the way to the local cineplex you'll have a flashback to 1999 when you were excitedly going to see the original without realizing GEORGE WAS ABOUAT TO DROP A GIANT STINKING TURD RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES. Aaaaand hopefully that'll prevent you from seeing it this time. If not, there's this picture of Darth Maul in 3-D glasses. It's the best part of the movie. Get it? BECAUSE IT DOESN'T F***ING EXIST. Suck it, George. Gobble that Gungan wiener!
3D Version of 'Star Wars' Gets a Release Date [thewrap]
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Thanks to everyone who sent this, like I don't have a shit-radar or something.
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