This is a robotic tattoo machine designed by Chris Eckert (WTF, BROSKI?!) that does all the work for you. INCLUDING PICKING A DESIGN. But not just any design -- oh no.
Auto Ink is a three axis numerically controlled sculpture. Once the main switch is triggered, the operator is assigned a religion and it's corresponding symbol is tattooed onto the person's arm. The operator does not have control over the assigned symbol.
OMG you're mom is gonna to be piiiiiiiiiiiissed. "What are you, some kind of devil-worshiper now?! This is NOT how we raised you!" Raised me?! Video games raised me, you just grounded me for drinking and smoking weed! You should know if my Warcraft guild didn't require 40-hours a week I'd have a job and be out of this f***ing basement! Bring another bag of chips when you come down to rotate the laundry?
Automatic Tattoo Machine Inks Random Tats [make]
Automatic tattoo machine chooses your ink for you [dvice]
Thanks to wes g, carlos and Erin, who prefer to get their random tattoos the old fashioned way: blackout drunk. Hoho, another penis!
In heartwarming news, the infamous 'world's worst portrait tattoo' has been fixed free of charge by tattoo artist Scott Versago of Empire Ink in Akron, Ohio. Unfortunately, like most things you laugh at on the internet, there was some real sadness behind the story.
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This is a (2011 and already well-watched) video demonstration/advertisement for Dermablend's tattoo concealer featuring 26-year old zombie boy Rick Genest. Obviously, it's some sort of space-age miracle product.
A team of three makeup artists worked in just one day using abou... / Continue →
This is a picture of a lady that has a Photoshop toolbar tattooed on her arm. On top of some flowers. In black and gray with just a hint of blue (I'm stretching this out). She looks like a girl I used to know. OMG -- Sarah is that you?! "She can't hear you, GW." SARAAAAAAH... / Continue →