Really Stretching It, You Are: Another Day, Another Animal That Looks Like Yoda

Because there are some nutjobs in the world that can't look at an animal without thinking it looks like Yoda (bat here and cat here), here's the latest: a Filipino tarsier. ZIPPTY-ZAP! "Tarsier, not taser." Right, I knew that.
It's not clear wether the animal used the Force to get into the tree but Erik decided the photo opportunity was too good to miss.
He said: 'I was walking through the jungle and then suddenly spied this little guy staring back at me, I'm a bit of a geek, and I thought 'hey, he looks just like Yoda.
Bit of a geek? No, a bit of a stoner is what you are, Erik. That thing looks nothing like Yoda. God forbid you ever have to identify a criminal in a line-up.
"That one -- it was that one!"
"Erik, that's a water cooler."
"I'M F***ING SURE OF IT!"
'Yoda' found in a tree in the Philippines [metro]
Thanks to Pesche and Rev Dr Dom, who're convinced any animal that's chubby looks like Jabba the Hutt. Okay now that's just being accurate.
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This is some Star Wars fan's Yoda tattoo with glowing lightsaber inked by tattoo artist Kenneth Bryan of Intimate Body Art Studios. Clearly the studio doesn't ONLY perform intimate body art, because this tattoo is giving me zero boners. Now a tattoo of a boob on a buttcheek -... / Continue →
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Some people go all out with crazy Christmas decorations. Some go all out for Halloween. And then there's this crazy person who made a bunch of Star Wars character scarecrows and put them on display in their front yard, hopefully year round. And even if they don't leave them ... / Continue →

