Mar 23 2011Poké Rights, Not Poké Fights: Pokémon PSA

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From the same makers as the live-action Pokemon movie trailer comes this 1:00 Pokémon PSA about the cruelty of Poké-fights. THAT SHIT'S NOT CASH. Pokémons are animals too, you know. No, no they're not. They're monsters and in medieval times would've been trapped and burnt at the stake. Oooooor fed to the dragon that lives in a cave above the castle. Still, they do have feelings. If you really want to watch a fight tell some chick some other chick called her a junky slut. There will be blood hair-pulling.

Hit the jump and get your public service on. Me? I have to pick up trash by the freeway :/

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Thanks to Cal The New Noise Thriller, who may or may yes be replacing Cal The Old Noise Thriller, who died when a phonograph exploded on stage.

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Normally GW sucks. but this... GW is obviously just sucking off a dude while posting this.

this is gayer than 8 dudes blowing 9 dudes.

I dont get it, its like a hippie "fighting is bad and cruelty to animals" commercial? -_-

out of the 9 dudes you speak of, how many of them are you? All of them? wow, you're hella gay.

it's a parody... get it? you know what a parody is?

@2 That's 17 dudes! Ah Ah Ah

Lmao... this is too funny... specially the master ball line

GW sucks more than rebecca black.
@4 im gayer than you fag.

This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!

I'm just hoping these guys do more videos.

I DID indeed replace the Old Noise Thriller.

@5 I'm hoping these people are joking. Unfortunately there's no font for sarcasm

mow mow

@9: In real life? I hate to break it to you buddy but there are no Pokemon in real life...so stupid sculpting squirtles, pikachus, etc. out of your shit and thinking they are real cuz they are not.

mow mow

Damn team plasma propaganda.

This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!
This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!
This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!
This is funny but in real life pokemon like being fought against each other. It's what they do!

DERRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!


-turd

Some clever lines but the fact that they called them Pokey Fights was really annoying. They're called battles! And it's not pronounced Pokey!

Made for the Genesis Matrix 'SPOOF YOUR FAVORITE VIRAL VIDEO CONTEST' 2011.

Pretty clever.

But what the fuck is mow mow
mow mow?

why was brock white?

callin me a junky slut, huh?! OOH YOU BETTER WATCH IT!

mow mow

Its good for the mind, body, and soul man.

mow mow

"if theyre not slaves, then why do you call yourself master?"
end the poke-oppression, begin the poke-segregation! SEPARATE BUT EQUAL!

This is funny but in real life Pokemon like being fought against each other.Some clever lines but the fact that they called them Pokey Fights was really annoying.

@8 Dude, If I wanted to be in a gay contest with you I'd move to W.V A (I'm assuming that's where you're from since you are obviously retarded) and wear skin-tight rattle snake pants while parading around downtown sucking off 9 dudes in alley ways just to score some coke so I can do it on a male strippers ass and repeat the process every day. Even if I did all of this, I'd probably still come in second... to you.

@12: I do NOT appreciate your tone of voice. I am fully aware that Pokemon do not exist outside of their cartoon and game universe. You sound just like some other DANG DIRTY PEOPLE who like to play 'kick the autistic' with me IRL.

@13
hahah im the only one that got that so far

This is hilarious and clever and wonderful.

AWESOME POST!

if you only have one type of pokemon, thats racist

I'd let those chicks open my Pokeballs.

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