Penthouse First To Launch 3-D Pr0n Channel In Europe, US To Follow Later This Year
PUMPKIIIIIIIIINS!
I've never actually been a big fan of Penthouse because I saw one of their magazines growing up and it was waaaaaaay too raunchy for me. Personally, I think some things (read: what a vagina looks like up close) are better left to the imagination. In my mind it's like a fruit plate, but easy on the grapes. So yeah, a 24-hour 3-D porno channel from Penthouse. Yay? Only if you're a European pervert (they all are is the thing).
Following its successful 2009 launch of the first linear adult HD channels (PENTHOUSE HD, PENTHOUSE HD1 and PENTHOUSE HD2) Penthouse announces its launch of another first: PENTHOUSE 3D - the first Pan European 3D formatted adult channel. The channel will launch on March 1st, 2011. Highlights include 100% Full 3D Native HD, 30 hours refreshment monthly and programming that includes distinctive hard core and soft core feeds.
Penthouse 3D will be available on a daily basis from 11:00 pm until 5:00. With the launch of Penthouse 3D, Penthouse continues to remain on the cutting edge of technology. And, while today's 3D formats are a relatively new technology, it is simply a matter of time before 3D is a staple format like HD.
A US version is supposed to follow later this year which is great news for uberfans of Avatar because they're all sexless virgins anyway. And I'm one of them. Well, a sexless virgin, not an Avatar fan. Something about the whole 'afraid to see a vagina up close' thing. "Geez GW, just close your eyes." Are you nuts?! THEN I'D MISS THE TITTIES!
Penthouse 3D channel to fill European screens with three-dimensional smut, starting today [engadget]
Thanks to Mark, who was waaaaaaaay too excited about this in his email to not be the first US subscriber. Haha, thank God I didn't use your last name, amirite?! Coubin. WOOPSIE DAISY! Jk jk.
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