LOLWUT?!: Canned Cow Farts Make Country Transplants Feel More At Home In The City

Canned cow farts: $8. OD'ing on canned cow farts: $64. The look on your family's face when they see the cause of death: Priceless. There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's shit-smell in a can even more money.

Tins filled with the air sucked out of an ageing wooden stable, straw lined and filled with gas producing cattle has become an instant hit after it went on sale in Germany.

Managers of the 'Countryside air to go' project say their clients are mainly country people who have moved to the city and want to be reminded of home.

'We are planning other smells such as horse, straw, pigs and manure. But most people miss the smell of the cows in the country, not really surprising as much of the smell is from cows.'

Cows' farting and burping have even been accused of causing global warming problems.

Just one cow gives off enough harmful methane gas in a single day to fill around 400 litre bottles, which is really bad for the environment, say experts.

Wait -- one cow ass can fill 400 liter bottles a day?! Why didn't anybody tell that to the ol' geezer in 'Up'? "Jesus, GW -- maybe because methane doesn't float like helium?!!" Whoa whoa whoa, cool your jets, Mr. Wizard, I was just asking. Soooooooo....what's the word on huffability? "Whatever moron -- go for it." HA -- I WAS GOING TO ANYWAY!

Cow fart cans offer 'authentic smell of countryside' [metro]

Thanks to Rev Dr Dom and Rosie the lemon licker, who's really just one person who likes to pretend he's not sitting at his computer alone.

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