'Never Seen Star Wars!?': A (Bad) Short Film

This is a short (1:14 -- thank God) film about a young couple getting to know each other when the dude finds out the girl hasn't seen any Star Wars movies. It's pretty terrible. But I had to watch it thanks to tipster Karin (WHO I WILL TRACK DOWN VIA IP ADDRESS) and now you do too. Speaking of which -- I actually have several friends (friends! good one GW) who've never seen a Star Wars movie before, but do I hold it against them? No. A knife to their throats until they've seen the originals, sure, but I'm a notoriously violent friend. PICK ME UP AT 8 OR I'LL KILL YOU.

Hit the jump for the video, but not before putting your disappointed pants on.

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Thanks to Karin, who I'm sure would love to hear from you all for exposing us to this video gem. Her email is...no? You don't want me to do it? Let this be a lesson.

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