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Goin' Beefy Crunchy: The New Going Postal

March 21, 2011 / burrito, calmer than you are, crazy people, grade d for dipshit, holy smokes, not worth it, overreacting, rage, taco bell, the burrito that broke the nutjob's back, this is why you're fat, wtf is wrong with you, you did it wrong, you're about to get all the beefy burrito you can stand -- in your ass, you've got to be kidding me

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Picture unrelated, but you've still got to admire that aim.

A man (possibly this one), upset his favorite Taco Bell staple, the Beefy Crunch burrito, skyrocketed in price from a moderate $0.99 to an out-of-this world $1.49, decided to take matters into his own hands. And by matters I mean an Airsoft gun. Then a real one. After that there was a hotel stand-off. OVER EX-VALUE MENU BURRITOS.

Police say a San Antonio Taco Bell customer enraged that the seven burritos he ordered had gone up in price fired an air gun at an employee and later fired an assault rifle at officers before barricading himself into a hotel room.


Police say the man fired on officers during a traffic stop after the restaurant incident.

San Antonio police Sgt. Chris Benavides says officers used tear gas Sunday night to force the man from the hotel room after a three-hour standoff. The man is charged with three counts of attempted capital murder.

DAMN BRO, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT $3.50! Is three counts of attempted capital murder really worth it? WHO THE F*** EATS SEVEN BURRITOS ANYWAY? Maybe if you shed some lb's four burritos would actually do it for you! Jesus, at least tell me there was a flat Baja Blast involved.

Police: Angry Taco Bell customer fires at officers [sfgate]

Thanks to neolardo and Syccness, who did stink-bomb a Burger King once after the cashier told them the shake machine was broken. RIGHTFULLY SO!

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