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For The Ladies: Electronic Nose Straightener

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Look in the mirror. Now dig out those eye crusties. Look again. Got a witch's nose? MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP PRACTICING BLACK MAGIC. Or buy a $140 'Omni Beauty Lift High Nose' nose straightener (AND lifter!). Soon nobody will even be able to tell you're half Jewish! *whistling*

Push up that nose of yours to create the perfect profile with this handy Beauty Lift High Nose, a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the bottom, side and front. Just slip it on and turn on the switch on the front of the frame.


While the supports hold your nose in place the buzzing will help shape your nose into just that little bit firmer and higher. All you need is three minutes once a day and you (and everyone else) will soon notice the difference!

Electric shocking your nose into shape: it just makes sense. No word if wetting your nose first quickens the process, but I say go for it. You might even stop growing nose hair! Ooooooor producing tears -- which is a win/win if you ask me. No guy wants a boogery crybaby!

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Electric Beauty Lift High Nose straightens, vibrates [japantrends]
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Electric Beauty Lift High Nose Straightener?? [beautysocial]

Thanks to Cpt Amazing, who already has an amazing nose. AND abs. *swoon*

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