Countries That Don't Use The Metric System
Looks like we're in good company -- high-five, Liberia and Myanmar! We're miles ahead of all those other countries, amirite?! No? Kilometers behind? SONOFA. *takes 3/4" socket off penis and chucks over cubicle wall like a grenade* "OW!! WHO THREW THIS?" Quick -- look everybody, Eric's wearing my wiener socket on his finger like a Bugle!
These Are the Three Countries Who Don't Use the Metric System [gizmodo]
Thanks to Jeff, who measures everything in relation to his own body parts. What are you, five?! How tall am I in penises?
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