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A Long Time Ago In A Bong Far, Far Away: Handblown Glass Boba Fett Helmet Pipe

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I don't actually think it's a water pipe, I'm pretty sure it's dry. Like my mouth. Hoho, tokin' on the job! Just kidding. One time I tried writing a post high and was so ashamed I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror without my face melting off. "Are you sure you weren't tripping?" *FACEPUNCH* NOBODY ASKED YOU HUH YES I'VE BEEN JUICING. Managed to snag some kitty steroids when I was at the vet. I think they're improving my night-vision. MEOOOOOOW! Holy sh-- WTF was that?! "That was you." Oh right. Damn, I make a good cat don't I? "Not really, no." *mauls face off* What?! *licking butthole*

Hit the jump for a couple more shots of the out of this world headiness.

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Smoke Boba Fett's Glass Pipe Helmet and Mentally Disintegrate [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Todd, who's actually smoked out of a Stormtrooper's helmet before and said it smelled like hair gel. HA -- those vain f***ers.

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