Sad burglar is sad.
Seen here looking like the sad idiot moron that he is, 25-year
old stupid Cody Wilkins has been charged with a string of burglaries in Montgomery County, MD (MOCO FOR THE WIN -- GO QO COUGARS!) after leaving his cell phone charging at a house he was robbing. Smooth, dipshit.
As the burglar was rifling through the rooms in that house, the homeowner's son arrived and startled him. The burglar jumped out a window and fled. The son called police, who searched the house.
They were stunned at what was found: a cellphone, charging in an electric socket, that didn't belong to the homeowner.
The phone led police to Cody Wilkins, who is now charged in 10 burglaries.
Police say that Wilkins's home lost power in the storm and that he needed a place - anyplace, it seems - to charge his phone. In his haste to flee, he left it charging.
Listen, I'm not promoting thievery of any kind, but if you're gonna break in and steal something, it's generally best not to bring anything that could be used to identify you. This goes for cell phones, fingerprints, passports, drivers licenses AND business cards. Or, if you live here in LA, headshots. SON OF A -- I think I saw this asshat on NCIS last week!
Thanks to ultrapony, who once robbed a house and didn't leave anything but a toilet full of pony urine without flushing. You nasty, ultra, I bet it stunk!
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