I'm pretty sure that's not how you sell phones. Sell phones, get it?! LIKE CELL PHONES, DUMMY!
This is a commercial for the new Sony Erickson 'Xperia Play' (Aka 'the PSP phone'). In case you couldn't tell, it's kinda dark. And creepy. Like my uncle's basement, but without all the toy trains and baseball gloves. But I don't wanna play catch aside, the ad does feature a back-alley plastic surgeon. Which, fun fact: is not the guy to go to for a little 'male enhancement'. "Oh come on, he can't be that bad." Can't be that bad?! HE STITCHED SOMEBODY'S BIG TOE TO THE END MY WIENER. It has a hangnail!
This is a presumably fake-ass video of a Bigfoot sighting in Provo Canyon, Utah. I'm not positive what the hell I was looking at, but I'm pretty confident it was either a bear, a dog burying some turds in a hole, or a person in a gorilla costume. And is it just a coincidence ... / Continue →
Tired of nuking your brain with cell phone radiation? ME NEITHER. I can't get enough of that stuff. I think it's because I used to rest my head on the microwave when I was cooking Hot Pockets growing up. But for those of you who care, Pong is selling a line of cases for popu... / Continue →
Note: No screencap can do the thing justice, just play the video and skip around.
This is the 'Horse Riding Fitness Ace Power' exercise machine from Korea. It's supposed to emulate the action of horseback riding, but it looks more like a cross between booty-grinding somebody'... / Continue →