Feb 22 2011The Kissing Game: A Tonsil-Hockey Controller
God, GET A LANE!
Lane -- get it?! No? Obviously you're not a golfer. This is a couple demonstrating the Kiss Controller developed by Hye Yeon Nam that allows a player to provide sensor input by tongue-kissing (the sessiest kind!) the everliving hell out of somebody else. Fine, but if she tries stealing my gum I WILL start biting.
How does Kiss Controller work? It's done with magnets. One of the players provides sensor input with a small magnet stuck to the tongue, while the other wears a headset receiver that senses the direction and speed of that magnet. According to Hye, the object of the game is to "increase the speed of the ball by moving the tongue faster while kissing."
This obviously making its way into some sad virtual reality sex game aside, I'm not sure how I feel about making out with my roommate just to beat a level in Mario. Dude's handsome and all, but still. He doesn't shave often enough. That said, I want to see a game controlled by licking the floor. And by floor I mean carpet. And by carpet I do NOT mean vagina. I'm talking about pretending you're a human vacuum. Just sayin', there's a dead bug by the couch with your name on it!
Hit the jump for a short video of the tongue-kissin' game in action.
Game Input Device Controlled By Kissing [mashable]
Thanks to Shenanigans, who's holding out for a game controlled by rubbin' boobs. IT EXISTS IT'S CALLED FOREPLAY, BROSKI.
Reader Comments
1. krayg - February 22, 2011 6:15 PM
first bitches
2. shockwave154 - February 22, 2011 6:17 PM
first
3. krayg - February 22, 2011 6:19 PM
no shockwave no you're not
4. Me - February 22, 2011 6:22 PM
God willing, this will escalate into an all out war, these guys will claw each other's eyes out, and the world will be two firstards lighter by tomorrow.
5. Shelbon - February 22, 2011 6:25 PM
I don't see the point. Why not make out before or after gaming. Combining the two will probably only decrease the enjoyment of both activities
6. Alternative Headline - February 22, 2011 6:29 PM
Next stop.... porn
7. moosh - February 22, 2011 6:33 PM
what the fuck is this? (drops bowling ball onto tile)
8. naas - February 22, 2011 7:12 PM
....and no balloons were popped!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. AMZ - February 22, 2011 7:14 PM
nice Lebowski reference.
10. Rude - February 22, 2011 7:21 PM
"How does Kiss Controller work? It's done with magnets."
Fucking magnets! How do they work?
11. Zanatrek - February 22, 2011 9:31 PM
Stupid.
12. Anonymous - February 22, 2011 9:37 PM
@Rude
THAT'S WHAT I WAS FUCKIN' THINKING! HOW DO THEY WORK?
13. atheistgirl - February 22, 2011 11:37 PM
Instead of putting it on his tongue you could put it on his penis.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5b/Refrigerator_magnet_1.jpg
14. suomynonA - February 22, 2011 11:37 PM
Cant wait for the sex version to come out, or the oral version.
Fleshlight, here i come.
15. Celestia - February 23, 2011 12:43 AM
Cool, until you swallow the magnet
16. godzillapig - February 23, 2011 12:55 AM
thank you so much for including the big lebowski reference.
17. daftendirekttt - February 23, 2011 1:28 AM
WTF, looks like if he were trying to feed her like birds
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19. R3p3at3dM3m3 - February 23, 2011 6:53 AM
Magnets? Fucking Miracles!
20. turd ferguson - February 23, 2011 8:24 AM
Guess your not a golfer YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Plus whats up with the dudes hands on that girls face. What is he mentally challenged or homosexual. Hopefully homo ; )
-Turd
21. Marmaduke - February 23, 2011 9:44 AM
Does anybody else think it's really creepy the way he keeps looking at the screen the whole time?
22. Pedro - February 23, 2011 10:25 AM
*puke*
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24. hot carl - February 24, 2011 1:09 AM
I wonder if theres some way to convert this into a cunnilingus game...?
25. hot carl - February 24, 2011 1:16 AM
I wonder if theres some way to convert this into a cunnilingus game...?