The Pokemon Leap Of Faith: 10-Year Old Falls On Train Tracks While Playing Video Game

No Hogwarts for you!

This is a short video of a 10-year old who falls on the train tracks while walking and gaming (not to be confused with walking-and-texting related incidents). He takes a pretty nasty spill, but thank God there was no electrified rail or train coming. PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR SURROUNDINGS! And parents: DON'T LET YOUR KIDS WALK AROUND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. You might as well throw them under a bus! "God, they can be so annoying -- sometimes I really want to." Haha, I know what you -- *hello, child services?*

Hit the jump for the WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, MORON!

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Kid Falls Onto Train Tracks While Playing Video Games [buzzfeed]

Thanks to Carl, who once pushed a sibling down a flight of stairs for beating his Tetris high score. Wow, sore-lose much?

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