The Opposite Of Okay: A 'Sucking' Sex-Bot

Note: Video probably NSFW on account of a robot trying to choke down a wiener.

This is a disturbingly disturbing DISTURBING DISTURBING video of a sex-bot "sucking" on a sausage. I put quotations around sucking because she's 100% trying to gnaw it in half. Now, as you may well know I'm hands-down the toughest man the gods ever breathed a bong-hit into, but there is NO WAY IN HELL I would let my wiener venture anywhere near that thing. Just sayin', I'm getting squeamish knowing she's on the same planet as I am. Which -- *stuffing a dildo with dynamite* SAY SAYONORA, BITE-BOT!

Hit the jump for 1:00 of completely uncalledfor-ness.

Youtube (DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT WATCH ANY OF THE OTHER VIDEOS FEATURES ON THE PAGE. You have been warned)

Thanks to Jesus, who agrees he may have to come back sooner than later to fix this mess.

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