The End Nears: Horseman Of The Apocalypse Spotting During Egyptian Riot News Coverage

This is a video of one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse appearing during the recent Egyptian riots. That's him in the yellow, clearly making him the 4th, or pale horse rider (Death, aka pestilence, plague). I know, I didn't know they glowed either. Now granted you could argue it's just some sort of omen-less reflection in the window, but that would indicate a fairly significant lack of faith on your part. Seriously, even Jesus saw this and started lacing up his sandals for the big entrance.

Hit the jump for the video and a link to the original NBC footage so you can't call it fake.

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Original NBC Footage (skip to 10:25)

Thanks to Mr. Knuckes, who can't manage to send a news tip without an insult. For shame. I KNOW YOUR MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE YOU LIKE THAT.

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