Feb 9 2011She's A Wiiiiiiiiiitch!: Harry Potter Poledancing
Note: Video possibly NSFW depending on how your employer feels about pole-dancin'.
This is a video of a lady loosely dressed (get it? she's hardly wearing anything!) as a Harry Potter character working the pole to a 'Harry Potter Dubstep'. Admittedly, she's pretty good and the music was strangely addictive. Of course, I have an addictive personality which is why I've already taken like 40 Flintsone vitamins today. Huh? Yes I'm turning colors! Next up: Twilight pole dancing. You think Edward can't work a pole?! Oh, Edward can work a pole. Huge fan of the glory hole, just sayin'!
Hit the jump for the Slytherin black magic in action.
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10 Points from Gryffindor, But $37 in Singles For Them [toplessrobot]
Thanks to Allison, trevor, slytherin ftw! and Kat, who once worked a two-story pole with such skill and dexterity it set the entire fire station ablaze.
Reader Comments
1. Swagger - February 9, 2011 11:31 AM
FIRST
2. VP Biden - February 9, 2011 11:32 AM
...would've been better with nudity.
Though she is one of the better "performers" I've seen, which is sad...
3. Blake Thompson - February 9, 2011 11:32 AM
That, my friend, is dubstep (the music). Pretty sick if i say so myself.
4. VP Biden - February 9, 2011 11:33 AM
@1:
I'm taking it, you are partially responsible for the overall decline in American education and industry. Too much turpentine?
5. Qthedude - February 9, 2011 11:36 AM
Thats one thing muggles got right that wizards just had to copy
6. Hans Maulwurf - February 9, 2011 11:36 AM
HOOOOOOOT!
7. Albus Dumbledore - February 9, 2011 11:39 AM
/me so pleased
8. BranFlakes - February 9, 2011 11:51 AM
Dubstep = Sex Music for Decepticons.
Also... "I'm ole' Greg!" - Awesome (>_<)
9. Mary Jane420 - February 9, 2011 11:52 AM
Watching that I could summon up a wicked patronus.
10. quizcrawler - February 9, 2011 11:54 AM
Wow...dubstep is incredibly boring.
11. painweaver - February 9, 2011 11:55 AM
with all of the magic she performs, i know she's witch, but her apartment is telling me shes a stripper. 1:27 i came
12. painweaver - February 9, 2011 11:59 AM
it'd be cool to see her dike it out with liz viscous.
13. VP Biden - February 9, 2011 12:03 PM
@4 Disregard that. I suck cocks.
14. Chris in Huntsville - February 9, 2011 12:05 PM
@12 How viscous is Liz? She seems a bit sheer-thinning to me.
15. Max Boivin - February 9, 2011 12:22 PM
The proplem in this video is, an important part of a pole dance is transition between the different move and they've all been edited out for pussy shot (and not the good kind of pussy). Also, geting naked is, according to me, an important part of a pole dance routine.
16. ovaca - February 9, 2011 12:35 PM
@10 That is just one example of dubstep, there are so many arists that put out incredible, heart pounding music. You are probably one of those assholes that thinks one genre of music is superior to all others. Open your effing mind man.
17. MarkM - February 9, 2011 12:42 PM
The plot was WAY better than the plot of any of those stupid movies!
18. wittlepup - February 9, 2011 12:47 PM
oh gawds... hot, nerdy, (over 9000!!!!) geeky...
I'm in love.
19. Glorious Geekdom - February 9, 2011 12:54 PM
DAMNN. Harry Potter dubstep is all the rage right now.
This one is my favorite....
http://soundcloud.com/virtualboy/hedwigs-theme-virtual-boy-remix
20. JADE - February 9, 2011 1:28 PM
She makes me want to think about my sexual preference. Why be with a hairy, farting ,snoring, lack of conversation man when I could have someone like her................just sayin
21. Hezzu - February 9, 2011 1:37 PM
Okay, I can forget about Griffindor, I'm for Slytherin.
22. atheistgirl - February 9, 2011 2:06 PM
She hasn't been to school for a quite a few years, has she.
She's quite pretty though. Nice legs.
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45618000/jpg/_45618089_jex_325423_de27-1.jpg
23. Benji - February 9, 2011 2:06 PM
heeeey... having a rotating poll is cheating...
24. McFeely Smackup - February 9, 2011 2:25 PM
My wand!! what's happening to my wand????
25. Jibjub - February 9, 2011 2:31 PM
Too bad dubstep is for faggots.
26. Fjord Prefect - February 9, 2011 3:05 PM
Approved.
27. Brittiny - February 9, 2011 3:32 PM
Needs more lesbian sex
28. http://www.ConfessionsOfAManwhore.com - February 9, 2011 3:49 PM
Stripper poles are the best invention ever. And naughty redheads that like to play on them are welcome to do so.
29. President Obama - February 9, 2011 3:53 PM
point ?
30. Jibjub - February 9, 2011 3:54 PM
@25 Scrap my previous comment. As i'm a faggot.
31. atheistgirl - February 9, 2011 4:28 PM
@ 28. But I don't have a stripper pole.
http://www.gearfuse.com/wp-content/uploads/andrew/4_mar07/japanese_invention_01.jpg
32. NaKAhi70 - February 9, 2011 4:44 PM
It's on youtube...therefore no stripping D:
33. friendlystoner - February 9, 2011 5:32 PM
i hate dubstep, especially harry potter inpired dubstep
34. Ickorus - February 9, 2011 5:35 PM
What goes through the minds of dubstep 'musicians' when they make their music?
"Here's a nice song, let's put some stupid ass noise over it"
35. Justin Mieber - February 9, 2011 5:52 PM
THAT SONG IS DIRTIER THAN AL GORE'S GREATEST INVENTENTION
36. bellythroat - February 9, 2011 5:54 PM
Is it me, or does she say "so much coke!" at around 2:00? She's on the wizard magic dust!
37. Switcher - February 9, 2011 6:16 PM
Jack Chick won't like it AT ALL…
No no noooo… :)
38. Anon E. Moose - February 9, 2011 6:24 PM
Holy tits that's was fucking awesome! The kneepads made me wut, but other than that it was a great vid.
As for all the people commenting on the music - are you gay?
39. anthony - February 9, 2011 6:33 PM
FFS, pole dancing has nothing to do with getting naked or prostitution anymore.
It became a proper form of dance, and it's not there to arouse you more than ballet.
40. VP Biden - February 9, 2011 6:50 PM
...Some chicks doing ballet are arousing. I'd love a chick that's extremely limber, as I am not as spry as I once was...
41. Atron - February 9, 2011 7:03 PM
gawd that was hawt @_@
42. Mutt - February 9, 2011 8:44 PM
I do not know what club she works at, but I want to go there. Right. Now.
43. That Guy - February 9, 2011 10:06 PM
Would have been much better if the pole wasn't in the middle of her freaking living room.
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45. DavidJ - February 10, 2011 12:04 AM
This is the first time I've ever heard of "Dubstep". I can't say I noticed the music at all until I read the comments.
This was lovely and interesting, but I would have liked to see the outtakes where she hit the walls. It had to have happened.
"I'm ole Greg" :D.
46. doodoo Dubstep - February 10, 2011 2:29 AM
dubstep has made it everywhere
47. Aidan - February 10, 2011 9:35 AM
@39 With no disrespect, Pole dancing is 100% supposed to arouse you; I can't imagine ballet dancing clubs with performers doing a little swan lake on stage for the punters. As with anything that takes skill and talent there will always be another element that is a competitive one. But to say it is not performed with the intention to arouse is foolish.
Unless you were being sarcastic, which .. is the biggest turn on of all!
48. nokineeded - February 10, 2011 2:15 PM
dubstep can go die in a fire
49. Johnny - February 10, 2011 5:09 PM
Old Greg reference, AWESOME
50. Xpatsy - February 14, 2011 6:22 AM
IMHO, Best Potter movie yet - and at a fraction of the time/budget. Get Emma Watson casted for the sequel and it will make millions.
51. brian - February 15, 2011 12:07 AM
BUUUUURN HERRRRR
52. DC Leisurist - April 4, 2011 3:27 PM
She's no whore, she's a horcrux!