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Pure Sadness: 100's Of Wine Bottles Breaking

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HA -- that guy thinks he's a shelf!

Note: Watch without audio, guy says bad word (holy she-she).

This is a video of somebody taping a security monitor replaying footage of a guy trying unsuccessfully to prevent an entire shelving unit from spilling its precious alcoholic cargo onto the liquor store floor. Brings a tear to my eye. Granted not as big a tear as the great vodka warehouse disaster of '09, but only because I don't like wine as much. You see, it makes my head spinny. Like a toy gyroscope after it can't stand anymore and needs to puke real bad but convinces itself it could fall asleep if it just put one hand flat on the bed and the other on the wall until fifteen minutes of fighting later it's puking in its girlfriend's pillowcase and trying to blame a cat. CATS CAN EAT SPAGHETTI-O'S TOO YOU KNOW!

Hit the jump for the sadness.

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Thanks to Mih0 and Jackson, who would have been down on all fours lapping that shit up LIKE GOOD SAMARITANS.

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