Feb 2 2011Poké-Couture: The Sleepy Snorlax Dress
Snorlax, first a beanbag chair, now a dress. I swear, what will you Pokéfans think of next? Please say poseable action figures, please say poseable action figures! "Pokéball anal beads". GAAAAAAAAAHHH!! I must have them anyway. This is a Snorlax dress made by Etsy seller Betty Felon (crime doesn't pay, just sayin'!). It was made a while ago and I don't believe it was ever for sale, but you could probably make one yourself if you wanted to. I mean, if you actually had any talent. Alternatively, send me $80 and I'll make one for you. Ooooooor keep stalling and eventually stop returning your emails. Haha, do I know how to run a business or what?! I don't. But I do know how to run over stuff with my car, so that's something. It's easy -- sometimes I even close my eyes!
Snorlax dress [lookbook]
Thanks to Margie, who's had a Charizard dress but it accidentally set itself on fire in the closet coughing one night.
Reader Comments
1. Ash - February 2, 2011 11:43 AM
What have you done to him?!?!?!
2. Piro-senpai - February 2, 2011 11:44 AM
Wow, she's kinda cute. Anyone else agree with me on this? >.>
3. abbott frizzell - February 2, 2011 11:46 AM
This is pretty old, well actually it's super old and I feel as though uve had it on here before.
but yeah she's cute. I'd use my pokeflute on her if u know what I mean
4. Rikster - February 2, 2011 11:47 AM
@piro
Yeah she is.....she looks thick
5. tricycle_seat_sniffer - February 2, 2011 11:48 AM
@Piro: Oh, yes. Very much so.
6. Tina - February 2, 2011 11:53 AM
@3 pretty sure g-dub mentioned its old in the article. but good luck with your pokeflute- your mom said its just been hanging around gathering dust
7. Erika - February 2, 2011 12:43 PM
WANT !!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
8. Tomas - February 2, 2011 12:45 PM
I'd like to Pik-a-chu up that dress if you know what I mean
9. VP Biden - February 2, 2011 12:48 PM
Wait until she falls asleep and have your (brief) way with her...
10. http://www.ConfessionsOfAManwhore.com - February 2, 2011 12:51 PM
She's got BJ lips
11. AndyPointO - February 2, 2011 12:57 PM
I'd play wake her up with my Poke-Flute, if you know what I mean.
12. pappysmeary - February 2, 2011 1:27 PM
"pokemon analbeads - gotta smell 'em all!"
13. efa - February 2, 2011 2:46 PM
FUCKING OLD
But cute none the less
14. nards - February 2, 2011 3:02 PM
ugh god. what's wrong with you people. This chick is not cute...gross.
Even if she used Harden...it wouldn't be very effective.
15. Sheppy - February 2, 2011 5:03 PM
Do want... her :)
16. VP Biden - February 2, 2011 5:45 PM
@nards:
So she looks like a minority, big deal just stick it in her poop-chute while moaning racially motivated slurs. It's the Christian-Republican thing to do.
17. Monketron - February 2, 2011 7:40 PM
OLD OLD OLD OLD OLD
18. Kittie - February 2, 2011 8:32 PM
So old it's actually painful.
19. Christian Weston Chandler - February 3, 2011 1:57 AM
But is she boyfriend-free? My mom would love her!
20. Agent 355 - February 4, 2011 1:51 AM
OLD! but i still want it... BAD.
21. random - March 3, 2011 4:29 AM
id slam the shit outer her, oh and clone her and rape her clones